The weather here is different. It's the only place where you get sunburn over your frostbite.
Why was the weathercock conceited?
Because he was a vane creature.
People always complain about the weather, but no one ever seems to do anything about it.
"Remember, it was a storm like this the night you declared your love to me."
"Yes, it was a terrible night."
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls.
What's a bigamist?
An Italian fog.
I'm saving up for a rainy day. So far I've got two macintoshes and a canoe.
It's so foggy here that on a clear day you can see the fog.
Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
"My doctor told me today that I need a change of climate."
"That's fine. According to the weathr report, it's coming tomorrow."
In Hawaii, where the weather is the same the year round, I wonder how they start a conversation?
It was so cold the politicians had their hands in their own pockets.
A day without sunshine is like night.
"How did you find the weather while you were away?"
"I just went outside and there it was."
I can tell if it's raining by my corns. If they get wet, it's raining.
The weather was terrible on my holiday. Mind you, I did come home brown - with rust.
Hot weather doesn't bother me. I just drop the thermometer out the window and watch the temperature drop.
What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella.
And Finally,
The foecast for tomorrow is: partly cloudy, partly sunny and partly accurate.
Bye for now