I know I'm a day early...
There was once a lady from Guam
Who said, "Now the ocean's so calm
I will swim, for a lark."
She encountered a shark.
Let us now sing the 90th psalm.
There once was a guy named Jake
Who had very bad stomach ache;
He sat in his chair
Saying, "Tis only fair,
For I ate the entire chocolate cake."
There once was a walrus named Lou
Who lived in a place called the zoo.
He said to his friend,
"Do my teeth ever end?
I can't see past them, can you?"
There was a young salesman of Leeds
Who rashly swallowed six packets of seeds.
In a month, silly ass,
He was covered with grass
And couldn't sit down for the weeds.
A golfer who hailed from Verdun
Was intent on not being outdone.
To avoid any glitches,
He carried spare britches
In case he got a hole in one.
And finally,
There once was a man from Peru
Whose limericks always end on line two.
Bye for now